Corporate doublespeak

I am surrounded by corporate doublespeak. HELP ME!

Gamera is a giant turtle but i'm not sure if he's from outer space or what.

Beware of Myspace. It is full of crazy people.

My wife has met a bunch of crazy people on myspace. She has even given her cell phone # to some of them. One guy calls her in the middle of the night every so often. (See previous post about insomnia for further reference)

Myspace is full of freaks, wackos, the clinically depressed, and the chronically depraved.  I think I hate MySpace.

I work with insane people. Here is one example. The "got married too young" girl.

One of the people I work with is a girl (I can hardly call her a woman) who got married at age 19 to a 31 year old man. They have been married for 1 year. She is in denial and is as clueless as any 19 year old (male or female-- I was clueless at 19 as well).

I can tell she is insecure about it and has doubts. "Well Dr. Hu, everyone has doubts!" True, but sometimes it is more obvious and strong than others.

Not that I care-- people can get married whenever to whomever, whatever, ya know, as long as they are of age and all of that stuff. But this particular individual annoys me because she is so clueless, naiive, and starry-eyed about the world. 

Years from now, she will be less annoying I hope. For now, I wish she'd call in sick more often.

Self-Inflicted Insomnia

My wife has insomnia. 

I have my own theories about this affliction. 

She claims she can't sleep like a normal person. So, instead she stays up til the wee hours of the morning every day.

Yet, every day without fail, she goes to sleep at the wee hours of the morning. And often times takes naps at the same time each day. Like clockwork.

Her "insomnia" is self-inflicted. She needs to reset and re-train her biological clock. 

Also, sometimes, she forces herself to stay up and do things even when mere moments before, she was nodding off on the couch. Why not just go to bed at that point?

We interact with insane people every day

Every day, we interact with insane people. Often, we don't realize it. 

Many of us are married to an insane person and don't realize it. However, you may suspect it, at least in the back of your mind.

I suspect it.

In many posts to come, I will chronicle some of the insane events that take place in my life, my marriage, my job, and elsewhere. 

I am not a real doctor. I am Doctor Hu. I created MechaKong. MechaKong is the name of my blog, and also the name of a mechanical KING KONG. :)